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[elvenroad]

Проекты типа "Дед Мороз против Санта Клауса" вызывают у меня недоумение. Как это святой Николай умудрился поссориться сам с собой?
А вот... родился Мальчик! Слава Богу! Вот в чём Праздник-то...

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Тоже не понимаю этих холиворов.... Merry Christmas

[logicz.livejournal.com]

На мелодию Jingle Bells (Monthy python cover)

(Chorus)
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.

I'm Rudolph and I quit.
Just who's he think he is?
That little fat cunt sat back in the sleigh,
crackin' that fuckin' whip.
And me stuck up the front, with these other useless cunts,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.

(Chorus)
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.

And what about us elves,
we've had enough as well,
workin' in that freezing factory, it's cold as fucking hell,
we work until we drop, with our bollocks freezin' off,
stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.

(Chorus)
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.

I'm Santa Claus' wife,
I know what he's really like,
sneakin' into them little kid's rooms
he's a fuckin' paedophile,
A devious old drunk,
and I'm married to the cunt,
So stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.

(Chorus)
Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.

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С Праздником! =)

[brunnleopoldina.livejournal.com]

С праздником, Светлейшая! Я очень люблю тебя, милая :)

Re: Тоже не понимаю этих холиворов.... Merry Christmas

[elvenroad.livejournal.com]

Жуть какая, а!

[elvenroad.livejournal.com]

Ура! и вас всех!

[elvenroad.livejournal.com]

Взаимно, Сестра! Приходи к нам под ёлочкой скакать. Или валяться.